Happy Tuesday, peeps, Doris here with what I hope will be a fun post. I may have mentioned before that I never set out to be an erotic author.
Oh no, not me. So, what happened? My characters knew better, that’s what.
Here are ten ways to spot an erotic author…
1.) Your characters never can keep their hands off each other.
2.) You roll your eyes at purple prose.
3.) You know every different way there is to say penis, without actually using that word.
4.) Pussy, cunt, clit… etc. have long since lost the ability to make you blush.
5.) You can’t help but check out hot bods you encounter… for research purposes of course.
6.) Your google history is interesting.
7.) Porn becomes research, even if it’s just what not to do… 😉
8.) People make this face when they find out what you write.
9.) You blush when your child’s teacher wants you to come in and talk about being an author.
10.) You have very sexy dreams!
Feel free to add your own observations to that list.
That’s all from me today.
Do stay naughty, folks.